Terrific.Ģ2: My husband and I have agreed that every February 14th is now Wolverine Day. It’s so funny it seems like it has to be fake but at the same time, I can totally see how it happened. Try not to picture it.Ģ4: I have seen this one roughly a million times and it makes me laugh just as hard every time.Ģ3: This one is great. Why not just split the difference and get her a horny man ornament. Maybe I’m shopping at the wrong Hallmark stores. Just a tip.Ģ6: I wouldn’t mind a hot dong slathered in ketchup, mustard and relish right now.Ģ5: When I think ‘horny man’, Hallmark is not the first store that comes to mind.
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(if this one is too small to read, click for the full size image)Ģ7: In my experience, people who say they aren’t crazy usually are. There are … just no words.Ģ8: I sometimes think auto-correct exists just to embarrass us. I think my first question would be “how?!?”Ģ9: I don’t even have words for this one.
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So awkward every time.ģ4: That phone just keeps digging her deeper and deeper.ģ2: I think her first response was what she really meant to say but she lost her nerve.ģ1: Terrible, terrible, terrible … and so unfortunately funny.ģ0: I wouldn’t be sure how to respond to that either. I really do.ģ7: I can’t be certain why, but this one made me laugh until there were tears streaming down my cheeks.ģ6: I have heard that penis potion is great for fighting infections … although I heard this from my husband so take it with a grain of salt.ģ5: Oh man – I have totally experienced this one. What of it?Ĥ2: Is it wrong that I even think the shirt thing is a lot creepy?Ĥ1: I think that was supposed to be sick? Maybe?ģ9: Maybe it’s nothing, but I’d be a little concerned if I were that guy.ģ8: Oh Tawnya, I feel your pain. With that out of the way, let’s get to the funny text messages.ĥ0: I’m not sure that sounds like a very entertaining cruise.Ĥ9: I know Walmart is always my first stop when I want to get a slut.Ĥ8: I get that the ‘funny’ here is the tortilla/gorilla thing but if you correct the original message to read what it was supposed to say, that actually sounds exceptionally delicious.Ĥ7: Even a school party sounds infinitely better than a visit to the tampon patch.Ĥ6: This one should not have made me laugh nearly as hard as it did.Ĥ5: Here’s my question – how does this person know what licking Raphael’s forehead tastes like to start with.Ĥ3: So my party starts at wieners. I’m not going to include my usual commentary on this post beyond the intro because I really feel these speak for themselves. I’ve tried to exclude anything that’s obviously fake although if I found something especially funny and thought it could possibly have been for real, I included it. Yes, there are a million websites dedicated to this subject but I feel there is a place for this article. The aim here is to cut out the lame stuff leaving you with just the best of the best. I didn’t even notice the auto-correct decided to change “Dex” to “Sex” until she replied with, “why did you check the message, lady?!?” I could cull a million great examples out of my own adventures with auto-correct but it’s much less embarrassing to share other people’s texting fails with you.
Finishing Sex with the husband.” She was perplexed by my decision to respond to a text message when I was clearly busy. I responded, “I’ll be there in a few mins. While watching Dexter with my husband a few months back, a friend messaged me to chat. The best funny text messages are always the text messages meant to be completely normal but wind up being something much different thanks to the often cursed auto-correct. It’s even worse when the website accepts users to instantly post funny text messages because, as everyone knows, what is funny to one person may not be funny to another. Here’s the problem with websites that collect funny text messages – you have to wade through a million moderately funny or obviously fake text messages to get to the real gems.
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